Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Confessions of a Student

I know, its been a while since I blogged. I have a legit reason though, my life is boring. Between school and work, I stay so busy! It is no fun. What can you do though? So inspired by the movie and book, "Confessions of a Shopoholic", I thought I would write a blog entitled, "Confessions of a student." I don't have much to confess, but here we go.

I don't shower every day. If I don't shower, I don't have to worry about blow drying my hair. If my hair isn't done, is there really a point to putting on make-up? So lets take 15 minutes for the shower and 30 minutes for the hair and make-up and voila, I get to sleep in an extra 45 minutes. Then if I don't look good, I can't go play. This gives me an extra hour for homework or a nap during the day. Yes, I have thought the whole "no shower" thing through this much.

I love, I mean really LOVE, sleep. Sleep is one of my favorite things. I find myself sleeping whenever I can. Something about school makes me sleepy. Naptime during class should be mandatory.

I'm a texter. I made a goal one day to not text in class or while driving. I failed. Is it really my fault if I don't find the teacher engaging enough to keep my attention?

My diet is horrible. There is no balance. I get lots of bread and very little of everything else. Is there a way to balance it? Eating good takes time. Whenever I buy fresh produce, it goes bad before I have time to eat it. My meals are usually on the go. Crackers, carrots, and P&B sandwiches keep me full.

Sometimes, instead of studying I stare at a blank computer screen. Often, this is more stimulating than studying. Then I ask, "Can I drop out of school?" Lame. I actually make a list of pros and cons of dropping out. Even before I make the list, I know I will not drop out. However, this keeps me from studying. I wonder how much time is wasted making my little lists. Ironically, a lot of times the pros of dropping out outweigh the cons. What am I doing with my life?

I know it is time to do laundry when I run out of underwear. Laundry takes so long; an hour in the wash then another hour to dry! This doesn't include the time it takes to put away the laundry. I can't leave it unfolded. My OCD creeps up on me. But yes, I will wear the same clothes over and over again, until I run out of undies.

Well, those are a few of my lame confessions. My life is pretty boring. Most of the time, I have to make things sound much more exciting than they really are. One thing that is kind of pathetic is that I have to look for a guy to force myself to have a crush on. Crushes make life exciting because you wonder if they like you back. The problem is, I have to find a guy that I can care if he likes me back or not. No need for to me to exaggerate how lame and pathetic my life can be though. Wish me luck with life! Until next time.